Diary of a Disturbed Girl

So here I'm typing from a place that I don't feel I know anymore. Tv is placed on my right hand side and on a huge dining table that is now placed in the bedroom, there's a LCD, CPU with pile of books on it, camera, its charger and data cable. Mom's laptop, printer, my specs, calculator, hairband, headphones with Soup song flop song, Sunday's newspaper and two cups of coffee with a nail polish remover behind and a bread, that I've been eating like a cow. As i start feeling hungry I don't bother to open the fridge or go and cook but I swallow 3 pieces of bread. I've been a lazyass.
Lets come to the point, I'm shifting to a new place and leaving my old house where I spent my 16 years of lamerary . I know that's not a word. Shut up! Funny thing is this that I don't feel nostalgic or emotional like people feel like in movies. I feel excited. the more excited I get, the more we postpone our shifting. Anyways I'll get done with this too. I HATE PACKING AND I HATE UNPACKING MORE.
So yesterday I was at my friends place, and I watched this movie "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"
my goodness! at the start I hated Greg's brother and went like shukar mera koi bhai nai and shit but as the movie went on all I wanted is a brother like Rodrick. The movie was gross! but it was a-must-watch.

Life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find ways to sell it on $ 5.00

Hey everybody!
I didn't blog for a while. My life has become super lame. The routine , the people , the studies! After a long tiring day when I come home at night , I log in to facebook , type The Sarri-alist Movement in the search box and laugh like a retard infront of the computer screen. Guess what ! This makes my mom think that there's someone special as in koi larka sharka on facebook that makes me laugh this hard. Haha! Aisa koi scene nai hai lekin. This is all because of those awesome people on TSM. You guys are Bomb!

Life is about laughing and living, in good and bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way and looking back and smiling.

                                         - something really irrelevant but I feel like sharing it. 

 

 Feeling low? see below

Britney , your mama is right! 

The times when Zulfiqar uncle made Rehman Malik famous. :')

CAZ CAZ I LAVE CHEEEZE BARGAR !

Seriously , everybody pees during commercials. 

Umm , this would help me in my upcoming results.

The sales guy is my future . ALLAH NA KARE! 

HAHAHA! funny , right?
Btw, I USED to love gogo :')

Who stole my test? 
Some poor kid :/ 

Omeglee . haeyy !
 le me trolling
le they hatin' 

Because you are apples!

Hahaha , Sympathies bro! 

I know this one is not funny but still itna tou chalta hai ? :/

I FRIGGIN' DO THIS. Annoys people alot.

Pliss pliss pliss? ^_^

SIMS! :D
My girl in sims got the most logical skills. More than that Mortimer guy. 

They say bad things happen for a reason

but no wise words gonna stop the bleeding

Heres the song. <3

Love,
Uswa

 

RIP

Death : The action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

You'll find this definition if you look into a dictionary. This is something that paralyzes you for a while, aches your heart so bad , drives you in a trauma. It's is hard to believe it and takes time to accept the bitter truth , that's gonna be the most important part of your life. Suddenly you realize , it's not going to be same, your life just took a turn.

My friend's father passed away , yesterday morning. Hearing such news is a moment when you realize , you are going to die , the people you love the most are going to die either , the world is temporary and nothing lasts. Yes , we don't have guarantee of anything! I don't know what's going to happen when I get up from this chair. Nobody knows what is in their fate.

I think about my friend , that how attached she was with her father. Memories would be flashing on her mind. No one can stop the tears when something so tragic happens.Moreover , fathers are something that strengthen you & tell you that "My child, be something that nothing could break you."Love the people around you , care for them because there really is no tomorrow. Do it before it's too late. Death doesn't waits.

May Allah rest his soul in peace and bless their family.

Ameen

Wake-up in the morning feeling like...

It was just a normal weekend , woke up & was too lazy to brush my teeth so i just lied down on the couch and switched on the television. I was hoping that it would get me out of the drowsy mode. I WAS RIGHT! Guess what I saw, Utho Jago Pakistan! A morning show. The show was weird , umm like very weird :s
They were fixing dates for marriage of some poor couple on the live show, And as the host said there's gonna be a live marriage ceremony on 15th September ,   before that they will do every function live in the so called "MORNING SHOW" . It's good that you're helping someone poor in their wedding but tbh who would like to see a marriage ceremony in the morning as they wake up ? or who would like to hear a discussion about the in laws relationship right in the morning? Are the soaps not enough for that ? That's some kind of torture to the viewers.
The host dresses up like a bride with scary makeup that anybody would hate to see in the morning, but luckily i'm wrong.. There are some people who adore these witches and waste their money by calling them for compliments.

Well , this doesn't end.. it continues till night in the sahir show.My mom said this show should be renamed to SAHIR SAHIR AUR SIRF SAHIR ! :P

X_X  I'll rather watch cartoons in hindi.

He's so fake! and i don't think shahista and sahir should have done that 

Ramzan transmission. They don't know beans about Islam, by any chance if they're reading this , YOU PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TALK GOOD AND MAKE AMIR LIAQAT TYPO IMAGE FOR A MONTH and then switch to the vulgar-ness again. I see how confused you're!

Dear Shahista and Nida Yasir,
                        You might be trying to help people with their in laws or maid problems , but this isn't a big deal . Life is so much more than this useless stuff. Pakistani's have many other big problems! I hope that you see the light soon and stop this childish nonsense, and stop humiliating yourselve on tv. Try to level up the minds instead of gifting UPS or cellphones or even dresses to the callers. PLEASE! you're missing the nuts and bolts.

                                                                     from a pure hater!

You can even start blogging in hala :/

BLOGGING ! (Y)
Blogging for the very first time, I was passionate about writing useless stuff since childhood but laziness is so evil.
I guess this is going to be fun in my leisure time.

SOOOO ITS EID, Honestly speaking i was not excited about eid , untill I went to my Aunt's place and everybody was talking there about, I am wearing these clothes on first day , this on second and so on. I felt like AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GOING TO WEAR OLD CLOTHES ON EID AND GET JEALOUS!?!

ofcourse not :) So I just started to prepare about it like anything, dad i want this i want that , and yeah that too.

DAD : NO, Enough for now.
ME *making a wecharo face* : Don't you love me ? I'm the only one who you've to look for. And all that emotional blackmail .

I think that is how everyone of us gets what they need. Works everytime i tell you.

So I'm spending my eid in hala (my goth) :D this place is very sweet and silly & same goes for the people. So here is a short description about them.

You can never beat them on hospitality! they are so welcoming . I don't know about your family, but it's against the manners when someone comes at unusual times without even informing at our house. BUT THOSE GREAT PEOPLE, you can go to their home at 1 am and they will be happy to see you like you're the only reason they are alive. I told you, it's sweet and silly or maybe stupid ? :/ They will serve you with every best food they have dumped in their fridges. The food wont be hygienic , of-course.. But it surely is yummylicious. They are like great cooks from birth. Okay so now when you or any other person who is unaware of the clock or time thing goes to them , now would be on HOT GOSSIPS about their neighbor's personal problems and slowly slowly they would talk about everything and make sure they don't miss any part of the story. Well if they gossip with you , be sure that when you leave they wont waste a minute and start talking about YOU. Yes you. So be careful when you share things with them, cause they've a very strong network to all their connections .Enough with the hatred, guys! THE PEOPLE ARE LOVE. I get so much eidi from them. :D

For all those I've missed,
Eid Mubarak peoplee . <3