What Kills You Silently..

I took a deep breathe when she was explaining me what she's going through. To be honest, I didn't care much. I was sick of hearing what she had to say, because I know it's always about the same thing. Everyday she came to me and told me her problems and everyday, I never showed concern.
I see how this attitude of mine had effected her today, she called my name and told me that she's sick. She insisted me upon leaving her to Mental Hospital.Many of you would not even think that she was serious. But trust me, what I saw in her eyes was something that could never put me in doubt about her such expression. That thought scared me to bits. I made her shut up. I'll use that word because I literally did that, and also because all I could do was that.
"If you don't do it today, it'll itself happen" she told me that.
here I am now realizing that it is just the start, the story is yet to begin.

A little of you, a little of me

The life that I dreamed of

was a little of you and little of me

that's what we both could see
holding my hand like you never want to leave
now all you did was leave me and set yourself free

Here I am deciding which way to take

didn't know what is in my fate

trusted you like you had the hold of the world
in the end I was the one who was curled

people judge before they even know about you
I knew this but Shrek told me too..

the view

the lights

the camera

the action 

the 2 hours film

the short story 

the reality hides that everybody has to leave
Oh i was bored and had to troll

the black is the coal

and coke!
oh honey please don't choke

I'll be there for you, and that's all folks!

I was really really bored but that doesn't mean that your comments aren't welcomed. :)

Why Accountants Don't Write Novels

I was going through old readers digest and found a article named, "Why Accountants Don't Write Novels"

It was very funny. The writer states that lawyers can be good writers, because a lawyer's job is to delete all the distracting fact till he gets to a point when he is left with a fact that is emotionally affecting one. Coming to an accountant, he'll do the opposite. "The better the accountant, the worse the novel." he further states.. "Harry Potter and the Balance Sheet" I just couldn't hold my laugh on that. He told the whole story with accounts in his hearts. Just too honest, and dry like anything.

Cool story, sister! AND WHY DO YOU THINK I NEED TO KNOW THAT?

I'm coming to the point! awful generation, can't even be patient with my blog. sick! :(

Yeah so what was I saying? Right, so I always wanted  still want to be a writer. But seeing my future in with all business and accounts stuff, my dreams of a opening ceremony where all the world is crazy because they think that this my 6th novel is also going to be a hit and the happiness and pride in me in just something that you can't evaluate (OMG! I've even started using accounts), yes that dream has a blur in it now. It s now replaced with a nightmare in which I'm in a suit (Barney Stinson would love me for that. no? :D) sitting on a office desk and getting GDP out of TPL account with a cup of kark chai and a photo of my husband and kids in wallet.

YOUR HUSBAND WILL ALLOW YOU TO WEAR A SUIT? :O

C'mon guys! that's not the point. :( you guys are really sick. BYE. ( don't even think I can't use caps for you)
yeah, bye!

Dead with a pumping heart.

My mom,
" Uswa, these are the years of your life, either you make your life or destroy it completely. GO STUDY!"

The recent test that I gave,
" Uswa, your first question was pathetic. Yes, PATHETICALLY DONE. Coming to the second, first reason is not developed, in the second reason I don't know what the hell are you talking about, third reason was OKAYY."

Random teacher passing by,
"Is baar parh lena CIE k liyee.."

3 months to go and I'm doing very poor. I just cannot concentrate. I'm over confident. But I also know I'll flunk. Yeah that is a type of confidence I'm talking about. I exactly don't know what is wrong with me. Why is my attitude so non serious. I'm going to die..

Curse the teachers who have been scaring me to death about CIE examination hall.
" You know a guy was bleeding from his nose, he was in the washroom for next 20 mins, and you know how time matters in CIE, he had no extra time for the loss.He came up with a C!"
"Get your subject codes right in registration form, otherwise you will have a totally different paper n the hall. and and remember school is not responsible."
"Keep you paper down! they don't let you turn head up down even and BLAH BLAH BLAH."

I feel like I'm going to be in a haunted house not in a examination hall.
PRAYERS.I.DO.NEED.

                               

Bye.

Whoever gossips to you, will gossip about you.

Okay, so as I'm on to breaking the habit of gossipping, it is hard for me to stop telling people the stuff they would love to talk about. So I'll just write it on my blog and let unknowns read that. Gossip can be in a way where you give opinions about people or there possessions and when I start giving opinions I get very honest, honesty that gets count in negativity. People cannot digest it very easily or it is like that never gets digested,it stays with you, inside you. It destroys all the things that I think you are good at. Not only you, I'm also that way. It is in human nature. That's is why people like to praise more and act like you are flawless (only when they are talking to you), you are perfect and baby, believe you me, you are amazing just the way you are.

"Oh! That scumbag said THAT about you? I doubt she has ever looked in the mirror and saw her ugly face. Donchya worry honey, I'm always there for you. You know I love you, right? XOXO *couple of black hearts*"

Reply goes like "Awwwwwwwhh" :')

..and if you are thinking that is a bf talking to a girl, you're wrong. I've seen girls talking that way. According to me this is creepy, it gets creepier when you don't act like this face-to-face.

When you're in high school, and you don't gossip it is like you aren't interesting or entertaining. So lets talk less to you and more to the people who make me feel like they trust me and tell other people's secrets. You get easily hate able. That's why I like people who are straight forward, logical, less dramatic and ain't fake.

Let's do it!

                                      

Wishing you a year, a death year.

*Fire crackers* *More fire crackers*  *Even more..yeah you know what*

I am a kind of person, who makes new year resolutions every year and forgets them on the very next day, and when I remember my mind speaks in a manner like, Uh huh? I can't be controlled by some so called "Resolutions". But as the matter of fact I'm awesomely awesome so I won't stop doing this much awesome thing for being awesome because of not doing it. Yeah it is as complicated as it looks. So here are some New Year Resolutions..

                       

• I'll take my pimply face daily to school and not care about what bitches have to say about that. Maybe one of them is reading is. So yeah, shut the fuck up! I bet you guys didn't see the hidden resolution in this. i.e I will be regular to school. Sigh
• Eat eat and eat and get fat. Learn to cook for myself and then eat. A tip for weight loss!
• Save the water by stop taking bath thrice a day.
• Getting off from facebook and start facing books

Happy New Year 2012! Hope you don't die..

Love,
Youzie

Chronicles of facebook

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Good day, time wasters!

Diary of a Disturbed Girl

So here I'm typing from a place that I don't feel I know anymore. Tv is placed on my right hand side and on a huge dining table that is now placed in the bedroom, there's a LCD, CPU with pile of books on it, camera, its charger and data cable. Mom's laptop, printer, my specs, calculator, hairband, headphones with Soup song flop song, Sunday's newspaper and two cups of coffee with a nail polish remover behind and a bread, that I've been eating like a cow. As i start feeling hungry I don't bother to open the fridge or go and cook but I swallow 3 pieces of bread. I've been a lazyass.
Lets come to the point, I'm shifting to a new place and leaving my old house where I spent my 16 years of lamerary . I know that's not a word. Shut up! Funny thing is this that I don't feel nostalgic or emotional like people feel like in movies. I feel excited. the more excited I get, the more we postpone our shifting. Anyways I'll get done with this too. I HATE PACKING AND I HATE UNPACKING MORE.
So yesterday I was at my friends place, and I watched this movie "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"
my goodness! at the start I hated Greg's brother and went like shukar mera koi bhai nai and shit but as the movie went on all I wanted is a brother like Rodrick. The movie was gross! but it was a-must-watch.

Life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find ways to sell it on $ 5.00

Hey everybody!
I didn't blog for a while. My life has become super lame. The routine , the people , the studies! After a long tiring day when I come home at night , I log in to facebook , type The Sarri-alist Movement in the search box and laugh like a retard infront of the computer screen. Guess what ! This makes my mom think that there's someone special as in koi larka sharka on facebook that makes me laugh this hard. Haha! Aisa koi scene nai hai lekin. This is all because of those awesome people on TSM. You guys are Bomb!

Life is about laughing and living, in good and bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way and looking back and smiling.

                                         - something really irrelevant but I feel like sharing it. 

 

 Feeling low? see below

Britney , your mama is right! 

The times when Zulfiqar uncle made Rehman Malik famous. :')

CAZ CAZ I LAVE CHEEEZE BARGAR !

Seriously , everybody pees during commercials. 

Umm , this would help me in my upcoming results.

The sales guy is my future . ALLAH NA KARE! 

HAHAHA! funny , right?
Btw, I USED to love gogo :')

Who stole my test? 
Some poor kid :/ 

Omeglee . haeyy !
 le me trolling
le they hatin' 

Because you are apples!

Hahaha , Sympathies bro! 

I know this one is not funny but still itna tou chalta hai ? :/

I FRIGGIN' DO THIS. Annoys people alot.

Pliss pliss pliss? ^_^

SIMS! :D
My girl in sims got the most logical skills. More than that Mortimer guy. 

They say bad things happen for a reason

but no wise words gonna stop the bleeding

Heres the song. <3

Love,
Uswa

 

RIP

Death : The action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

You'll find this definition if you look into a dictionary. This is something that paralyzes you for a while, aches your heart so bad , drives you in a trauma. It's is hard to believe it and takes time to accept the bitter truth , that's gonna be the most important part of your life. Suddenly you realize , it's not going to be same, your life just took a turn.

My friend's father passed away , yesterday morning. Hearing such news is a moment when you realize , you are going to die , the people you love the most are going to die either , the world is temporary and nothing lasts. Yes , we don't have guarantee of anything! I don't know what's going to happen when I get up from this chair. Nobody knows what is in their fate.

I think about my friend , that how attached she was with her father. Memories would be flashing on her mind. No one can stop the tears when something so tragic happens.Moreover , fathers are something that strengthen you & tell you that "My child, be something that nothing could break you."Love the people around you , care for them because there really is no tomorrow. Do it before it's too late. Death doesn't waits.

May Allah rest his soul in peace and bless their family.

Ameen

Wake-up in the morning feeling like...

It was just a normal weekend , woke up & was too lazy to brush my teeth so i just lied down on the couch and switched on the television. I was hoping that it would get me out of the drowsy mode. I WAS RIGHT! Guess what I saw, Utho Jago Pakistan! A morning show. The show was weird , umm like very weird :s
They were fixing dates for marriage of some poor couple on the live show, And as the host said there's gonna be a live marriage ceremony on 15th September ,   before that they will do every function live in the so called "MORNING SHOW" . It's good that you're helping someone poor in their wedding but tbh who would like to see a marriage ceremony in the morning as they wake up ? or who would like to hear a discussion about the in laws relationship right in the morning? Are the soaps not enough for that ? That's some kind of torture to the viewers.
The host dresses up like a bride with scary makeup that anybody would hate to see in the morning, but luckily i'm wrong.. There are some people who adore these witches and waste their money by calling them for compliments.

Well , this doesn't end.. it continues till night in the sahir show.My mom said this show should be renamed to SAHIR SAHIR AUR SIRF SAHIR ! :P

X_X  I'll rather watch cartoons in hindi.

He's so fake! and i don't think shahista and sahir should have done that 

Ramzan transmission. They don't know beans about Islam, by any chance if they're reading this , YOU PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TALK GOOD AND MAKE AMIR LIAQAT TYPO IMAGE FOR A MONTH and then switch to the vulgar-ness again. I see how confused you're!

Dear Shahista and Nida Yasir,
                        You might be trying to help people with their in laws or maid problems , but this isn't a big deal . Life is so much more than this useless stuff. Pakistani's have many other big problems! I hope that you see the light soon and stop this childish nonsense, and stop humiliating yourselve on tv. Try to level up the minds instead of gifting UPS or cellphones or even dresses to the callers. PLEASE! you're missing the nuts and bolts.

                                                                     from a pure hater!

You can even start blogging in hala :/

BLOGGING ! (Y)
Blogging for the very first time, I was passionate about writing useless stuff since childhood but laziness is so evil.
I guess this is going to be fun in my leisure time.

SOOOO ITS EID, Honestly speaking i was not excited about eid , untill I went to my Aunt's place and everybody was talking there about, I am wearing these clothes on first day , this on second and so on. I felt like AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GOING TO WEAR OLD CLOTHES ON EID AND GET JEALOUS!?!

ofcourse not :) So I just started to prepare about it like anything, dad i want this i want that , and yeah that too.

DAD : NO, Enough for now.
ME *making a wecharo face* : Don't you love me ? I'm the only one who you've to look for. And all that emotional blackmail .

I think that is how everyone of us gets what they need. Works everytime i tell you.

So I'm spending my eid in hala (my goth) :D this place is very sweet and silly & same goes for the people. So here is a short description about them.

You can never beat them on hospitality! they are so welcoming . I don't know about your family, but it's against the manners when someone comes at unusual times without even informing at our house. BUT THOSE GREAT PEOPLE, you can go to their home at 1 am and they will be happy to see you like you're the only reason they are alive. I told you, it's sweet and silly or maybe stupid ? :/ They will serve you with every best food they have dumped in their fridges. The food wont be hygienic , of-course.. But it surely is yummylicious. They are like great cooks from birth. Okay so now when you or any other person who is unaware of the clock or time thing goes to them , now would be on HOT GOSSIPS about their neighbor's personal problems and slowly slowly they would talk about everything and make sure they don't miss any part of the story. Well if they gossip with you , be sure that when you leave they wont waste a minute and start talking about YOU. Yes you. So be careful when you share things with them, cause they've a very strong network to all their connections .Enough with the hatred, guys! THE PEOPLE ARE LOVE. I get so much eidi from them. :D

For all those I've missed,
Eid Mubarak peoplee . <3